One of the more hidden dateables in Date Everything! is this fancy gent who is a representation of the entire studio! While you can’t date every developer in the game, you can get a sort of speed dating game going if you know where to look.
This one is very different from all the other dateables in the game, as it’s more like a dating game show rather than a traditional dating simulation. It isn’t incredibly difficult, but it’ll take you about an hour to reach any ending with Sassy Chap.
Date Everything has a lot of memorable characters to date, but the developers are arguably the most interesting as they’re closer to real life. Well, as close as a group of huge nerds can be, anyway.
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Sassy Chap Location
You’ll find Sassy Chap in your phone whenever you have your Dateviators on. If you navigate to the credits app on your phone, you can activate the dateable by using the same button you use on all the objects.
It’s not the most well-hidden thing in the world, but still probably one you didn’t think of unless you listen to Scandalbra and his rumors. Now that you’ve found The Sassy Chap, you’ll need to play his little game if you’re hoping for an ending.
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How to Romance, Befriend, or Make Enemies With Sassy Chap?
Unlike most of the other dateables, you can easily get through Sassy Chap’s story in a single visit. You’ll be playing a sort of speed dating game with all 33 developers, but more gamified, so it’s sort of like a dating quiz.
Each developer will offer a question; some have a few, but each question corresponds to a path: Love, Hate, or Friendship. To get any path, you need to answer all the questions with the corresponding path answer choice.
It’s a little simple, but it’s a fun way to get to know the team behind the magic. It helps that, for the most part, this is just comedic, and with some fun line delivery and meta humor, it’s at least worth the time.
Sassy Chap Love Path
Since this can all be done in one go, it’ll be easier to list out each section’s answers so you can just fly through the quiz. Most of the questions are decently simple, but some can be really tough.
The Love path is fairly starightforward but difficult to achieve since it can only be obtained by getting at least 30 points total from the quiz. Make too many mistakes, and you’ll be stuck with a different path, so make sure you follow what everyone says, or beeps in some cases.
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Dev Name |
Answer |
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Adriel |
I hope the petting zoo has goats – I love petting animals! |
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Jamie |
He became a godfather, a fiancé, and the owner of all base 102 Pokemon cards. |
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Logan |
Sorbet |
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Broombly the Talking Broom |
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Devin |
Cleopatra VII Thea Philopator |
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Chap |
Let’s work on a new hobby. I have all these ideas and would love some help to make it perfect. |
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Rebecca |
Going to a concert or musical and then drinking tea and having dessert while discussing horror movies. |
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Ben |
I think this is a great idea! I love Ben |
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Jonathan |
Drizzt Do’Urden |
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Tj |
The Lion King |
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Evan |
Morroco |
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Robbie |
Hiking |
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Titus Andronicus |
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Troubadour |
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Amanda |
Yeah, I can definitely do that. |
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Thiago |
This just means that we’ll have a new version – much more to look forward to! |
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Samuel |
High-octane, non-stop CCGs and TCGs |
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Debz |
Digimon, duh?? |
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Jane |
You hid an image of Goku in a bug report screenshot. |
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Garret |
E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial |
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Elle |
Let’s go to the park for a walk. We could even check out the local hiking trails. |
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Michael |
A la recherche du temps perdu |
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Mole poblano |
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The coccyx |
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Jayperior |
Love it! |
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Souha |
So hard |
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Greg |
Sonic Adventure 2 |
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Julia |
You and I will be together forever |
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Tay |
Uhhhhh… Tell me about your D&D character? |
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Sopheejay |
Shrek 2 |
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Nick |
Yes, daddy. |
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Andrew |
Hike Mount Kilimanjaro |
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Samantha |
I was featured on NPR |
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Nij |
Stay in for a game night! Video games, board games, dinner from a Styrofoam box… |
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Dom |
Let’s play a JRPG! |
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Pejnt |
I definitely love and share the whole ~getting wildly consumed about your passions~ bit, but I hope you also make time to rest and recharge after all of that! |
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Will |
01001100 01101111 01110110 01100101 |
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Ray |
Go to sleep! |
Sassy Chap Friendship path
Like many other dateables, like Sinclaire, once you reach the end of the Love path, you can also change to the friendship path should you choose to. You can basically follow the Love Path to get there, but just in case you really just want to be friends, these answers should get you there.
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Dev Name |
Answer |
|---|---|
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Adriel |
An electronics shop? Let’s go there – I’ve been looking for one of those new GTX 9000 MegaForce Ultra graphics cards! |
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Jamie |
He finally learnt how to do a cartwheel, into a handstand, and finish with a backflip all while holding his breath. |
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Logan |
Cold |
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Trick question: you didn’t write any characters. You’re a fraud. |
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Soak up the Sun |
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Devin |
Cleopatra V Tryphaena |
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Chap |
Maybe I’ll do my own thing and keep you company while you work. |
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Rebecca |
Building a lego set while watching a movie marathon. |
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Ben |
I can’t really make a decision about him. |
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Jonathan |
Superman. |
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Tj |
Little Shop of Horrors |
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Evan |
Spain. |
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Robbie |
Skiing |
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The Lougering Method |
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Guardian |
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Amanda |
I’m probably not going to look at the credits, but I promise not to tag you in any trash talk. |
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Thiago |
Gotta fix that thing, fast |
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Samuel |
Sitting down with a controller in hand and playing something slow. |
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Debz |
Shrek, obviously |
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Jane |
You created the world’s first Date Everything OC by complete accident. |
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Garret |
Pirates of the Caribbean. |
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Elle |
How about a night in, playing our favorite video games? |
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Michael |
Lord of the Rings |
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Consomme |
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Neo cortex |
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Jayperior |
I need to watch more. |
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Souha |
Just a little |
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Greg |
I like the old Genesis games |
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Julia |
I liked it! You and I aren’t going to be more than friends, but the date was fantastic! |
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Tay |
Woah slow down, this is kind of a lot! |
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Sopheejay |
Fable |
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Nick |
I see you more as a friend type. |
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Andrew |
Bungee Jumping in New Zealand |
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Samantha |
I am trilingual |
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Nij |
Hang out at the amusement park! |
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Dom |
How about a tactical shooter game? |
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Pejnt |
Totally, cringe is dead, blast me with that open enthusiasm for all things creative beam! |
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Will |
01000110 01110010 01101001 01100101 01101110 01100100 |
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Ray |
No, do the cool ink thing! |
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Sassy Chap Hate Path
Even if you’re just doing a lot of guessing, going through the whole little quiz, you’ll probably stumble into more right answers than wrong answers. If you’re looking to get a hate ending here, it’ll be tough, but these answers should help you find your way there.
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Dev Name |
Answer |
|---|---|
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Adriel |
Just imagine all the yardwork we can do together with the right supplies from the hardware store! |
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Jamie |
He broke his tooth by actually slipping on a banana while holding a big bowl of hot soup. |
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Logan |
Rum Raisin |
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David Most |
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All I wanna do |
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Devin |
Cleopatra XII Auletes |
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Cael |
Eh, sounds kinda boring… |
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Rebecca |
Spreadsheet survey. |
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Ben |
I think this is ridiculous. He should have submitted his bio on time! |
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Jonathan |
The letter A. |
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Tj |
Dateables – The Musical |
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Evan |
Kiribati |
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Robbie |
Fishing |
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Commedia dell’arte |
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Enchanter |
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Amanda |
Pass, that’s lame. And you really shouldn’t be so sensitive about criticism- |
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Thiago |
It’s fine. Nothing’s perfect anyway, right? |
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Samuel |
Uncomfortably answering interview questions |
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Debz |
Isn’t that a really old song? |
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Jane |
Trick question – False! |
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Garret |
The Blair Witch Project |
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Elle |
Who wants a belly rub~? |
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Michael |
Left Behind |
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Cocktails |
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Wisdom Teeth |
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Jayperior |
Anime is dumb |
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Souha |
Not at all |
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Greg |
I don’t really play I just think he’s super cool |
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Julia |
Oof not my style. Wish I could go back in time and not date you. No offense. |
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Tay |
Why would I care about the lore accurate name of cantina music? |
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Sopheejay |
Call of Duty: Black Ops |
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Nick |
Let’s just play for fun! |
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Andrew |
Open Ocean Sailing |
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Samantha |
I started making games in 2000 |
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Nij |
The club! We gotta go out for some fancy drinks and jam out to pumpin’ music with everyone! |
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Dom |
You good at handling soccer balls? |
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Pejnt |
Oh yeah I just like to get kind of involved in things, I don’t understand people who get super hyped about their interests.. |
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Will |
01001000 01100001 01110100 01100101 |
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Ray |
hate option |
Sassy Chap Collectibles
You’ll collect all of these no matter what ending you get, so don’t worry too much about them. There are 33 in total to collect and check out, with each one being one of the developers you spoke to during the game.
They all have their names and their respective jobs in the game, so it’s more like a fancy end credits screen. Date everything has over 100 dateables to find and a lot of collectibles to gather, so get out there and hunt down those mysteries and figure out what’s going on with that weird sink guy.
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Date Everything!
- Released
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June 17, 2025
- ESRB
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Mature 17+ // Sexual Themes, Use of Alcohol, Strong Language
- Developer(s)
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Sassy Chap Games
- Steam Deck Compatibility
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Unknown
- PC Release Date
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June 17, 2025
- Xbox Series X|S Release Date
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June 17, 2025
- PS5 Release Date
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June 17, 2025
